All gatherable crops have failed and now no longer spawn. The plains, forest, mountain, beach and desert areas are barren and empty and 95% of the Zenith population is in jail. Most Europeans are divided between Zeniith (rhymes with beneath) and Zuh-neeth (also rhymes with beneath), the Spanish are adamant that it should be pronounced Zeñith, while the North Americans cannot understand how anyone could possibly be confused and that it should of course be pronounced Zeenith. ![]() Three thousand posts later and there are four prevailing opinions. The most memorable debate of the year on Zenith Discord was triggered by the seemingly simple question, “So how do you pronounce Zenith?”. Ramen interpret the sudden change in role selection as a sign that players do not like the tank and DPS roles anymore, and remove these subclasses from the game in an effort to streamline development. But the joke’s on them – the players, stubbornly enjoying their jail-time more than the intended gameplay, build a large community of support characters, the Guardians, who outheal everyone’s damage over time. The devs decide to try to force people out of jail by having players take damage over time whilst they are in jail. The allure of vast swathes of unexplored content falls flat on the playerbase, who are having too much fun to leave jail. The devs decide to keep this and it is rebranded as a new feature. The devs introduce the so-called bum-ban, which aims to detect and auto-ban players who are sitting down, but unfortunately instead of banning the player it merely cleans up their useless godstones. Grasping at straws to retain the few active players who are still “playing the game as intended”, active players are given the incentive of being awarded one random coin per 3.24 minutes of active playtime, but only if they play for at least two hours in any given day, standing up. Fast flying is brought back in order for people to be able to traverse the world without falling through. The Zenith devs attempt to correct this problem by rolling out shitloads of content, opening up vast new areas of the map, in an effort to coax players out of Zenith Jail.Īs a result of this rapid expansion, the world now has more holes than walkable ground. Zenith devs are shocked to find players escaping into jail, where players have found ever more creative ways to spend their time, which are far more interesting than the content that has been released to date. The Zenith devs promise to fix the hole soon. Of course, the devs forgot to fix a big gaping hole in one corner of Zenith Jail, so you can escape easily anyway, which is a bannable offence, for which the penalty is…going to Zenith Jail. You can of course exploit the system to earn more coins, but ironically the penalty for this is - you guessed it - being sent to Zenith Jail. Fifteen coins are needed to be released from Zenith Jail. These convict coins are time-gated, and only one coin can be collected per day. Upon completion of the players’ sentence, they still have to pay to get out, using yet another new Zenith currency, aptly named “convict coins”. Any players caught going afk, or coconut griefing, are trapped there for at least a week with all the other delinquents. Following this, a Zenith Jail is introduced. This backfires spectacularly, with “Coconut PvP” breaking out across all areas in Zenith, leading to chaos and anarchy. In order to address this infuriating problem, Zenith devs give in to the public clamour for PvP implementation, and allow players to use coconuts to attack and kill the despicable afk leechers. Unsurprisingly, and just like the previous nine cosmetic events of the last year, players have quickly found a secret spot to go afk and still harvest reward tokens. A new patch has just come out, containing bug fixes and a new ‘moonshine cosmetic’ to give players something to do as raid waiting times climb to an average of three hours.
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